Epidemic Sweeps Nation-Senioritus!

Megan Horner, Editor-In-Chief

In an American living room…

“Breaking! A new disease is affecting the nation’s high school students! It’s called SENIORITUS!”

“Huh. Wonder if I have that?”

Students get worse grades, daydream, don’t get work done, and are generally zombie-like.”

“Nah, I do my homework! I pay attention!”

The next day…

Three weeks…

One Month…

“Did you even study?”

Three Months…

“…Need Sleep..”

“You have…”

“SENIORITUS!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Five Months later, at college…

“Cured!”