These puns will “leaf” you “fall”ing over in laughing.

What are puns? Puns are jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have two different meanings. For example: The pigs were a squeal! Get this… Egyption hieroglyphs and Sumerian cuneiform were originally based on a punning system. As was the Roman playwright Plautus, he was famous for his puns and word games.

Puns:

Oh my “gourd” I love fall!

Resting “witch” face.

I know this is corny… but you are a-maize-ing 🙂

High school is unbe-leaf-able!

Jokes:

Why don’t skeletons get into fights?

They don’t have the guts!

How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?                    

It was love at first bite!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin!

Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?

He was too wrapped up in himself!

What do Italians eat on Halloween?

Fettuccine afraid-o.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

(http://www.dictionary.com/browse/pun , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun )